We regret to inform you the president of Twitter has logged on
by Sean O'Neal on The A.V. Club, shared by Ti from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39BCX)

Heralded by a million dead and ancient modems awakening to screech a hellish "Hail To The Chief," the president of Twitter has logged on and, my fellow Americans, the president is once again mad on the internet. The commander of Tweets began his workday as he always does, hunched over his seven-foot gold toilet in the"