Wayne Rooney Scored From Half Field And Maybe Saved Everton
by Laura Wagner from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39C13)
Everton came into today's game in 17th place in the league and only two points ahead of their opponents, West Ham. A loss would have sunk them into the relegation zone and extended their run of trash performances. They won 4-0, thanks to a goal from Ashley Williams (who is still butt) and a hat trick from Wayne"