The Hot Stove Is Now Slightly Above Room Temperature
by Emma Baccellieri from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39FJB)

It is now almost December, and baseball's hot stove remains distinctly not hot. A bunch of guys are in the kitchen talking about lighting the stove and filling out questionnaires for the chance to set everything on fire, but the stove itself? Not hot. (The main stove, that is. The little campfire stove that Mariners"