Presenting The Al Pacino Matrix
by David Roth on The Concourse, shared by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39JFJ)

In a lot of ways, getting old is fine. Your body starts doing a bunch of crazy new gross things, first little by little and then all at once, which is especially fun if you're a fan of Franz Kafka or David Cronenberg. Old habits downshift into dorkier but less damaging obsessions, and you discover that where you were"