Seattle Sounders Fans Are Hopping Mad At Beer
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39MDN)
I have, myself, been mad at beer. One time I drank several too many Smithwick's at a pub quiz, and the following morning had the worst beer shits in the history of mankind. Fuckin' beer! This is not like that: Seattle Sounders fans are mad at beer for, like, appropriation, or whatever.