Roleplaying Jail in Iowa With America's Biggest Prison Fan
by Daniel Kolitz on Splinter, shared by Tim Marchman from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3B91W)

The night before I was set to turn myself in-either for robbing a pharmacy or committing serial tax fraud, I hadn't decided yet-I sent Officer Mark Gudmundsen an email with a couple of last-minute questions. "You may bring a book," he replied, "but I will look at it and decide if you can have it in your cell to read."