The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Poor Bloke's Escalator Odyssey From Hell
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3BC8N)

Rarely does any scenario become worse after your dick and balls get smashed to hell. But our friend here, wearing what appears to be a Bristol City or maybe an England kit, was only beginning to get acquainted with true pain when he went airborne.