Felony charges for man accused of squirting "fecal" fluid over supermarket produce

Fortunately for local shoppers, a manager at a Harris Teeter store in Charleston spotted a man squirting "a bottle of liquid with a bad odor like feces on the produce."

A police report suggested Hang was a contractor and was angry because he thought the store owed him money.A federal grand jury indicted Hang earlier this month on charges of attempting to tamper with a consumer product and tainting a consumer product to cause commercial harm.

And you were complaining about the Asparagus water.