Oh No! Infinity War's Stupid-Ass Rob Dibble Thumb Looking-Ass Villain's Birth Name Is As Stupid As His Other Name, His Head, His Existence
by Albert Burneko on The Concourse, shared by Albert from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3CADB)
It's "Dione." Which I guess is somehow a dumber name than "Thanos" because, uh, it's traditionally the name of a goddess instead of a male god? I don't know. He looks like a thumb with Rob Dibble's face tattooed on it. Comic fans are not nearly embarrassed enough about this.