Donald Trump Is 6-Foot-3, 239 Pounds, So Basically He's Albert Pujols
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3DFP7)
Our ovoid president took his first physical exam this morning, and you will not be surprised to learn that the natural athlete is in "excellent health." Though his arteries may be as grease-occluded as any gout-afflicted Tudor monarch, and while he sleeps just four or five hours a night, the president clocked in at"