What's The Best Possible Animal Army In A Battle To The Death?
by Patrick Redford on The Concourse, shared by Patric from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3E3Q9)

Here's a rock-dumb hypothetical the staff has been arguing about for a few hours: If you were forced to choose two groups of fighters from the following draft class of eight kinds of animals and one guy with a gun, what's the best possible defense you can construct for yourself against the remaining seven?