England Cheese Rolling Festival Canceled Because Kids Don’t Think It’s Cool Anymore
by Dan McQuade from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3E911)
Kids nowadays! All they care about is Nando's and Jeremy Corbyn and none of them even want to hear just how dope it can be to roll a fake block of cheese down the street. That's why the annual Stilton, England cheese rolling competition has been canceled this year.