Bumbling Package Thief Injures Leg, Is Rescued By Getaway Driver In Russell Wilson Jersey
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3ENMS)
Stealing packages seems like a scummy, straightforward two-person operation: One briskly walks up to the house, while the other keeps the car running. This one on Friday quickly fell apart due to an unforeseen variable: wet grass.