South Carolina Governor Desperately Wants To Find A Way To Fuck The National Anthem
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3EP5P)

If you're in South Carolina on Super Bowl Sunday and you hear the national anthem start, stand up and yell every last word, or else the patriotism police will take you to the office of Governor Henry McMaster for a spanking. Today McMaster issued a proclamation, which means nothing, that everyone in his state should"