Here's Your 'Drink 'Til You Forget Who's President' State of the Union Live Blog
by Joanna Rothkopf on The Slot, shared by Lauren Thei from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3EPPH)
Tonight we will be subjected to a word stir-fry (Trump would never have anything to do with a salad) of nationalistic, xenophobic, dog-whistle prose, delivered by our reluctant president, a congealed adult-shaped mound of the grease run-off collected by a George Foreman grill.