HEY, PATRIOTS! FUCK YOU IN THE FACE!
by Drew Magary from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3F52P)
There is never a guarantee you'll get a Patriots Schadenfreude Day. There are years when they win a Super Bowl and you just gotta sit there with gritted teeth while Brian O'Brian from Dickchester hoots and hollers and flashes imaginary rings and celebrates yet another Pats Super Bowl win by blinding an immigrant.