The Only Thing That Works About The NFL Is Football
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3FAKK)

My friend tackled Shaun Alexander. Not recently, I should note. This was years ago, and years before the brief period during which Alexander was the best running back on earth. Alexander led the league in rushing in 2005 and was voted NFL MVP by the Associated Press, and then was out of the league three years later;"