Bobby Portis Plays Role In Derrick Rose-To-Wizards Conspiracy To Perfection
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3FMSV)
Saturday night, with the Bulls hosting the Wizards, teammate puncher Bobby Portis sent not one but both available Wizards point guards to the locker room with bloody head wounds. Clearly, clearly, this is part of the grand conspiracy to bring Derrick Rose to the Washington Wizards.