Report: David Samson Flipped When Julio The Octopus Accidentally Won The Marlins' Sea Creature Race
by Emma Baccellieri from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3FR61)

This winter has held plenty in the way of absurd news about the Miami Marlins; it hasn't even been two months since a full news cycle was devoted to Marlins Man complaining on the radio about his lack of invite to a season ticketholders' meeting with Derek Jeter, ultimately receiving an invite to said meeting,"