These Dumbass Robots In Sweaters Are Terrible At Skiing
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3FTS4)

Just an hour outside of Pyeongchang, scientists and students unleashed a small group of robot minions onto the slopes, much to the delight of the gathered populace. These bloodthirsty, unfeeling menaces may be able to turn a bit, but thankfully, they are horrible at skiing: