Sergio Agüero Under Investigation After Squaring Up With Dumbass Pitch Invader
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3GB3B)

Mighty Manchester City somehow lost to third-tier club Wigan in the F.A. Cup yesterday. Predictably, this caused a ruckus as the stunned and overjoyed home fans stormed the pitch after the final whistle. One such Wigan fan got way too hyped by the moment and got all up in Sergio Agi1/4ero's face, inspiring the City"