Are Virtue And Moir Fucking Or What?
by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3GBDW)
Last night, we all watched Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir win gold by having simulated skate sex in front of god and NBC and everyone, and now we're all pregnant, and I can't believe what everyone is trying to tell me: that they're not actually boning. Come the fuck on; I have eyes.