The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Profane Dad Being Repeatedly Startled
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3GGZV)

A California teen had the fantastic idea to spend two weeks terrorizing her dad with a confetti gun. We hope he enjoys his fame while it lasts, because Ellen DeGeneres is definitely going to fire a giant confetti cannon at him and give him a heart attack live on her show.