Resourceful Soccer Teen Defends Himself From Angry Opponents By Weaponizing Corner Flag
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3GHAZ)

As they so often do in South American soccer, things turned violent yesterday during a U20 Copa Libertadores match between Independiente del Valle and River Plate. Rather than get whaled on like another South American soccer teen we've seen recently, one Independiente player ran over to the corner flag, picked it up,"