Hollywood Stars in Bizarre Japanese TV Commercials
Many movie stars who would never deign to lower themselves to making TV commercials in the United States have been cashing in by doing exactly that overseas for years, knowing full well that their images for their U.S. audiences won't be sullied by their pimping for big bucks by selling everything from coffee to wieners to cars.
The champion at luring American movie stars are the Japanese, who routinely pay obscene amounts of money to get a big "American" name and face in one of their companies' commercials. Rarely do the stars attempt to speak in Japanese; mostly they speak one word in English, often loudly. What's taking place around them is often bizarre, which could be because it's Japan, or to draw attention away from the fact that the star's face is usually only seen for a few seconds.
I thought you'd like to see a few compilations of these I stumbled across on YouTube. There are lots more, but these should give you a few giggles to start.
" Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling and selling an energy drink?
" Jackie Chan fighting his way to a meal of instant noodles?
" Brooke Shields shilling Japanese shampoo?
" Eric Clapton pimping Honda automobiles?
" Arnold Schwarzenegger beating the crap out of instant noodle dough?
" Miles Davis selling TDK audio cassettes?
" Richard Gere luring you onto Japan Airlines' non-stop flights to Washington, D.C.?
" Michael J. Fox pimping more Honda autos?
" Glenn Fry slurping Canada Dry?
" Sylvester Stallone selling dancing sausages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MDtWJ_emaI
Not bizarre enough for you? Here are some more recent commercials, with a bunch of the same faces, just older.
" Arnold Schwarzenegger selling canned coffee and yelling "POWER"?
" George Clooney selling Kirin beer and tossing popcorn to the birds?
" Elijah Wood pimping cars to Peter Rabbit?
" Leonardo DiCaprio pouring Jim Beam Bourbon on ice?
" Hugh Jackman in numerous roles in a Toyota commercial? (Hey, he speaks Japanese!)
" Bruce Willis selling " Daihatsu combustion engines? And Daihatsu cars? (He speaks Japanese too, well just one word but he repeats it a lot.)
" Richard Gere selling Orangina?
" Jean Reno (a few words in Japanese) selling Toyotas?
" Tommy Lee Jones (who's done a lot of these) snoring during a Suntory whiskey commercial?
" Bruce Willis, taking over for Arnold and yelling "POWER"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPc8KYGhdlE
Don't we live in strange times? Even HARRISON FORD! What the hell is the world coming to?