Isaac Haas's Baackup Maatt Haarms Is The Good Haair Maan
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3JGQ0)

The Boilermakers overcame the absence of Isaac Haas due to an elbow fracture to hang on against 10th-seed Butler Sunday afternoon, utilizing 7-foot-3 backup big man Matt Haarms as a fill-in starter. And Haarms, you may have noticed, has quite the 'do, and it requires quite a lot of attention, even during a tournament"