Step Right Up And Feast Your Eyes On MLS's Newest Attraction, Zlatan Ibrahimović!
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3JWG0)
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, may I have your attention please! We, the proud proprietors of Major League Soccer, The Greatest Show On Earth (By 2022), would like to welcome you to another season of the thrills, spills, and wildly inequitably salary bills you can only find at our glorious establishments! And"