Passover Is The Most Constipated Holiday
by Dvora Meyers on The Concourse, shared by Dvora Mey from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3KF48)

It's almost Passover again, the Jewish holiday that is notionally about freedom and liberation but, as practiced, is more about cleaning maniacally, covering every surface in your home with tinfoil so it resembles the interior of a spaceship from a 1960's television show, and refraining eating bread. Some people claim"