DC hotel offering $75,000 two-night 'Royal Wedding Guest Package'

So your efforts to befriend Meghan Markle in time to wrangle an invite to her May 19 wedding to Prince Harry have been a bust - she must not have seen all those social media messages you've been posting - and your dreams of packing into the pews of St. George's Chapel while wearing a fetching hat are melting faster than clotted cream on a warm scone.