My Enemies In Nature, Ranked
by Albert Burneko on Adequate Man, shared by Albert B from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3NFKW)

It's more or less springlike now, pending yet another cruel and absurd outbreak of The Eternal Winter of 2017-18. Here in my absurd forest dwelling, spring means that we are emerging, pallid and blinking, to plant new trees and azaleas, to try with ludicrous and doomed vanity to restore some mowable grass to the gross"