Jozy Altidore's Foot Surgery Could Put His World Cup In Dange—Oh Wait Goddammit
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3PTBY)
In a better world, the news that Toronto FC and USMNT striker Jozy Altidore's underwent foot surgery yesterday would've been awful. Oh Christ, you would've thought to yourself after seeing the Altidore news in this hypothetical world where the weather's a little nicer and your parent company is a little less of a "