Okay Goddamnit, What The Hell Is This Robot Saying?
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Q9QF)

This devil magic is tearing the entire GMG newsroom apart, and now you have to deal with it too. What is this robot saying??? I hear "Laurel" and I can't even hear the faintest shred of "Yanny," so please tell me what you hear.