Karolina Pliskova Unleashes Rage Upon Umpire's Chair
by Giri Nathan from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3QBX8)

Forget the weak beeves you've been served in the past, all the gristly cheap stuff, and ready your palate for Grade-A Tennis Beef. Well-bred cows were fed only foraged wild grasses and massaged six to eight times daily to produce beef of this lusciously marbled quality. Appreciate it.