A People's History Of Bill Simmons Making Up Corny Things For Boston Fans To Chant
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3QVXW)

There are any number of reasons why it's easy to goof on Bill Simmons, and all of them are honestly pretty solid. Many of these have to do with the way he acts-grandiose and aggrieved and prickly-petty and, now that he's ascended to demi-mogul status, prone to dilatory rich-guy extemporizing on The Future Of Apps."