Mike Trout Reduces The Yankees To Cannon Fodder
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3R3H3)

Unbelievably, Saturday morning there were things Mike Trout had not accomplished in a game of baseball. For example, he had never bunted for a home run, nor had he ever killed a dragon with a baseball bat. It turns out he had also never had a five hit game. You can now scratch that last one off the list: