"I'm Having A Ball Right Now!": How The Sports Men Did On The Premiere Of The Bachelorette
by Kate Dries from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3R7AV)

Well, here I am, team. Despite what I told myself about not being able to put my body through another season, what with the countless pep talks and endless late nights and the cold Gatorade showers, I'm back. Team, I don't know how, I don't know why (well, to be very frank, I do know why: that $$$ contract), but I've"