Do Not Piss On Your Bathmat
by Katie McDonough on Adequate Man, shared by Barry P from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3R7F7)

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Drew's back next week. Today, we're talking about piss-soaked bathmats, lotion application, and whether or not football games last 12 hours.