Loose Goose At Tigers Game Chased Off The Field And Into A World Of Pain
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3RAQ5)

There was a cool-seeming goose hanging around the field in Detroit during a break in tonight's Angels-Tigers game, and although the grounds crew made a valiant effort at getting it to scram, little did they know they were chasing the goose straight to his downfall, provided by the unrelenting scoreboard.