Would You Have Sex With the Phillie Phanatic?
by Joanna Rothkopf on Jezebel, shared by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3RCR0)
The Phillie Phanatic, the Philadelphia Phillies' (baseball) mascot, is six feet, six inches and 300 pounds of "mostly fat," covered in green fur. According to his official biography, he has "clumsy feet, extra long beak, extra-long curled up tongue, gawking neck, and 'slight' case of body odor." On Thursday, Jezebel"