And Now, Your Wildest-Ass Stories About Getting Into A Fight
by Drew Magary on The Concourse, shared by Barry Petc from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3RRX2)

When I was in middle school my class went on an overnight trip to Spanish camp, which I remember vividly for two reasons. First off, I farted so loud in the cabin one night that one of the counselors woke up and yelled at me for farting so loud. Secondly, I got into a fight. Now I use the word "fight" here generously."