Alex Ovechkin Lets Go Of Stanley Cup Just Long Enough To Botch Ceremonial First Pitch, Drunkenly Sing "We Are The Champions"
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3RZGF)

Alex Ovechkin brought the Stanley Cup to Nationals Park today, where he threw out the ceremonial first pitch of Saturday's Giants-Nationals game. Well, okay, the first two pitches-Ovechkin made a funny mess of the first one: