Never Take Your Kids To A Championship Parade
by Drew Magary on Adequate Man, shared by Barry Petch from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3S5DD)

I was not born or raised in the D.C. area but all of my children were, and so I felt it was my solemn duty as a Good Sports Dad to take them downtown for the Capitals Stanley Cup parade, the first major title parade to take place here in nearly three decades. This was a celebration that was unprecedented in scope"