Landon Donovan Wins Biggest Asshole Award In Dumb Soccer Fandom Controversy
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3SH85)

If you want to learn about a completely mind-numbing "controversy" about who is and is not allowed to root for which national team at the World Cup, and in the process become more convinced that there isn't much brain behind that enormous forehead of Landon Donovan's, then you've come to the right place.