I Can’t Get Enough Of The Shitass Cardinals Feuding With One Of Their Own Players
by Drew Magary from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3TJ3P)

The St. Louis Cardinals are currently a pedestrian 46-43 and 7.5 games behind Milwaukee in the NL Central. But this is Deadspin, and you didn't come here to read about how the Cardinals are doing on the field on some random-ass July day. You came here to read about why the Cardinals are a bunch of fake, sucky"