What The Hell, Ball, Just Go Into The Damn Net Already
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3TJQT)
The chyron above the action would have you believe that this clip is from a USL match between North Carolina FC and the Charleston Battery, but if you can watch it and see anything other than a soccer-themed pinball machine, then your eyes work differently than mine: