Lions Players Try Not To Freak Out As They Touch Mystery Objects
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3TSQC)

The Detroit Lions subjected their players to excruciating dread for their fans' amusement, and this all somehow happened off the field. These guys had to reach into a box containing an unknown but harmless object and try to remain calm. Receiver Marvin Jones Jr. was bad at remaining calm.