Everton Really Fucked Up This Fifth-Division Team, 22-0
by Avery Yang from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3TZ9J)
Everton decided to take on a fifth-division Austrian team, ATV Irdning, ostensibly because they were the closest 11 sentient beings in the area at the time. The offseason friendly took place in Austria, where Everton have a training ground in picturesque Bad Mitterndorf, a few miles up the road from the home"