I Hereby Demand Several Large Jars Of Matt Carpenter's Secret Dinger Salsa
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3VC3J)
Matt Carpenter's current streak of just absurd production started on July 14, with a double and a home run in the middle game of a series against the Reds. He homered again the following night, this time in a win, to enter the All-Star break on a nice two-day run of slugging excellence.