Jon Heyman's Fingers Are Interfering With His MLB Scoops
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3VMZE)

Fancred baseball scoopster Jon Heyman was either overwhelmed by the Brewers' trade for reliever Joakim Soria, or his fingers were covered in Horsey sauce, because he had a lot of trouble reporting out the transaction.