Wildcats Fan Accused Of Illegally Hacking Restaurant's Cable Package In Order To Watch Arizona Basketball While Dining Out
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3VRKP)

Towards the upper end of a sliding scale measuring sports fanaticism-past painting your chest with your team's logo on the day of the big game; in the range of meticulously pre-arranging the particulars of your burial, to serve as a final and eternal tribute to your team-there's committing felony identity theft so"